The Real Skinny: "I did not know that hairspray and a match could make a fire torch"

The real skinny (according to Girl): It was Christmas break. We were headed for my company Christmas party. Mike did the Polka that night; I think it was his first time. We got rather smashed and I did not dare go home, so we got a room, got pizza and the ants invited themselves to join us for some holiday punch and munchies. I did not know that hairspray and a match could make a fire torch, but we stomped it out and did not set off the fire alarms. Whew!