The Real Skinny: "...we saw the same meat hanging forever and ever"

The real skinny (according to Girl): Tony and Mama were part of the charm of my made-up story. The Vegas trip was bona fide and the walking shoppers were also factual. It was true we saw the same meat hanging forever and ever. We investigated the dry aging process. I was surprised to learn that many of the better restaurants used it to give the meat time to break down and tenderize naturally. As for me, I would just say "slap something red on the grill, let it brown, toss it on a bun, and squirt on some ketchup." That always makes me the happiest girl in the world.